They're too stupid to learn dental history.

They tried that but negotiations broke down with Eleanor Clift.

They tried that but negotiations broke down with Eleanor Clift.

It's simple: he has no idea how to write *any* people outside of a stereotype.

It's simple: he has no idea how to write *any* people outside of a stereotype.

Wait, why is Paul Feig talking to one of Spider-Man's arch-enemies about the movie? Dude can't catch a break.

I am completely shameless in my love for MTV's True Life, so I will definitely watch this.

Maybe they just hire an actor to pretend to be "R. L. Stine" for public appearances.

Tom Everett Scott's character got written off last season. After he sold the crime scene photos and made a shitload of money off of it, he got kicked off the force. And good riddance to him, because he was an awful character.

In order to sell out, she would have had to have some artistic credibility in the first place. Wikipedia says this about the woman:

I've always thought she comes off as tough but fair. She obviously has no patience for incompetence or lack of professionalism, but she's always willing to compliment good work when she sees it during the "test the stylists" portion of the show. I mean, I can't see how anyone could keep their cool after seeing some of…

You may not find him funny (and his songs generally aren't), but he's a talented musician and composer. A lot of his original songs are extremely well-written style parodies of other artists.

I'm guessing it's the kind of thing for people who buy the game on release day and want to get all the achievements or whatever. Or for parents who don't know about GameFAQs. Every time I go into a GameStop, there's some clueless parent in there getting really bad advice from one of the employees.

Dead Space 2 was so good it got me to go back and finish the original (which I gave up on in frustration with the asteroid defense minigame). Great stuff.

Never played Morrowind, but Oblivion was kneecapped by its completely broken leveling system, which IMO rendered the game unplayable.

I know people like to use that straw man, but has it ever actually occurred here? The consensus that I get from the comments in every Doctor Who recap is that Matt Smith is the best Doctor ever, Stephen Moffat can do no wrong, and Russell T. Davies is the devil.

I unironically want to lick every inch of Tyler Posey's body.

I didn't like Modern Family before it was uncool.

I still think of this special when I hear "Here We Come a-Wassailing". Particularly the geese.

Who's still standing? Elton John, obviously.