Not to be picky, but premeditated murder and grand larceny are the kind of drama that I think can be toxic to a relationship, particularly a new one. I try not to be too judgmental when I’m seeing someone new, but I think a line has to be drawn somewhere. People are entitled to their own value systems, but so am I and…

When she is immediately dismissive of NASCAR

Also, does she get all scared if you put a cucumber behind her?

At least two people have told me that I am basically a cat, which is a nice way of saying that I am lazy, obsessed with food, and can only deal with affection and interaction on my own terms. I also yowl in the middle of the night and poop in boxes but that is just me living my best life.

I’m right there with you. My rage moment in the video was when the reporter asked, “How would you say ‘Come on, let’s go” in cat language?” And Nano was stumped for a bit, then responded with a half-assed, “meow meow MEOW?” while her bf nodded supportively and everyone else laughed.

This just seems like the ultimate in white girl problems. Like you’re so normal, you have to find something to be different. Everyone else gets to be all black or disabled or gay or whatever and here she is, being all normal. Gotta make up something to prove that you have it tough too! Look how outsider she is! So…

So OK, compared to fake health gurus, pretend cancer survivors telling real cancer sufferers to ditch conventional medical treatment, and Munchausen by Internet sufferers, she’s harmless, but enabling her might encourage other people to come up with more damaging or dangerous shit for attention.

Walked across her boyfriends keyboard.