More than a few times during the parade, he realized they were on-camera and he is clearly seen leaning into her, sternly saying, “Smile! Wave!”— which she immediately, lifelessly did.

More than a few times during the parade, he realized they were on-camera and he is clearly seen leaning into her, sternly saying, “Smile! Wave!”— which she immediately, lifelessly did.

Well, Chaffetz— you gutless little smear of corn-filled shit. That’s how it’s gonna’ be? 

Let me sum up for her:

Oh good. So in addition to everything else, he’s entering into debilitating mental illness. Grand news. (Throws handful of confetti)

20 grand bond and she’s out walking around? Yeah, that seems fair. That seems right.

Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Simple: The audience for action movies is far and away young men. Market testing shows that those young men generally don’t like a movie fight where a woman stands toe-to-toe with a guy and bashes the shit out of him. So the studios demand that her violence still maintain A) a sense of grace, like a ballerina and B) a…

Ah, hell. You sneaked in a Carrie gut punch. Apt, but gut punchy nonetheless.

You’re giving these guys far too much credit by searching for some sort of explanation and psychological underpinnings. They’re just stupid.

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