Interesting. What I understood from this was that I should take Viagra before going to the gym :P

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.

Completely hypothetical reason bro.

That is an efficient and reasonable way to deal with an extremely minor annoyance. I don’t think you understand the point of this column.

Not surprising. We know Doc Rivers will be a family guy even to the detriment of the team.

Playing a talking dog at power forward is one of the million ways to die in the West.

Ok Hitler Lips, whatever you say.

I’ve remodeled our house and used materials that are higher-end than normal for our neighborhood. But I did it for us to enjoy, not as an attempt to recoup the costs.