I was hoping for an entirely new theory less than one minute later, but alas, it is just a repost.

I remember the wife and I being DINKs once. Good times.

Um, you kinda are complaining...

Wield your power carefully, Shart.

So,

Unconscious, not lifeless.

Next, he has to scale the barbed wire wall and get the ball.

Did anyone see this kid coming, and can someone make an apt Star Wars reference?

Hey remember that time when I found a human tooth down on Dulancey?

Andy Reid?

What happened in the previous 9 months?

If you have to explain it...

Nick, all black men don’t look alike.

Problem with multi-purpose equipment like this is when you accidentally inflate your battery and jump you tires. Believe me, you don’t want to do that!

Problem with multi-purpose equipment like this is when you accidentally inflate your battery and jump you tires.…

Defense was out of position. Could of just as easily thrown a pass to the H back in the flats.

#humblebrag

Wait..who putt’s their butts in a toilet?

Fuckin’ hipsters...

Auto-mo-bile?

The marshmellow all like “Come at me, bro” to that growling, head-cocked tennis ball.