I don’t see how Westbrook bagging the fat Kardashian would help the Thunder.

What you are describing is FE money.

True; you just can’t cross the foul line.

I’m 38, and most certainly not an f’ing millennial.

That’d be Eli...

But is it really Ford’s fault that you misunderstood what they meant and got offended when they said, “See you next Tuesday”?

Cars 2 spoiler alert:

I’m glad to see Johnny Weir found another gig between Olympics. Tara’s aged a lot, though.

I agree with Sam’s picture. Pooping is a tremendous waste of time.

Are you quoting your ass?

So...when’s the Deadcast coming back?

Beat me to it. So to speak.

As an OU alum, I immediately thought back to ‘03. 

Think of it this way:

You know that’s not helpful at all, right? Please elaborate.

You know that’s not helpful at all, right? Please elaborate.

It’s fine, but too often the ribs are broken.

This Democratic/liberal arrogance is exactly what I was trying to convey to my wife last night. I couldn’t agree with you more, Mr. Balls.

At least from my experience, this is all wrong. I live in Maryland, and it is a state law here.

This was in Chris Rock voice in my head. Actually, Michael Scott doing Chris Rock...