Barry, I believe you are mistaken in your interpretation of the Cowboys offer to move up for lynch. Go back and look at the article; they weren’t looking to do a bait and switch. Rather, for pick 17(ish)-23, they would offer their 2nd and 3rd. For pick 24-28, it would be the Cowboys’ 2nd and 4th.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

So...guy shits his pants, puts them in the dryer without washing, and were talking ‘bout a sandwich?

Wake me up when it Black Forest gummy bears.

Wake me up when it Black Forest gummy bears.

Why does anyone care about how often a fellow stranger on the internet cuts his hair? What are we supposed to do with this awesome information?

Episode two features Arby’s roast beef. Blurred out, of course.

Hi Cake.

Halfway through the first email of the week, I realized that Adrian sent you an email intended for Bill Simmons.

So we’re just going to slide right past the tipster’s name?

Will I look totally badass if I wear this on my head?

Will I look totally badass if I wear this on my head?

I’ve heard that helmets are hard because they glance off each other better. Soft helmets supposedly put more torsion on the neck when tackling head on.

Mom on Timeout isn’t what I was hoping it would be.

Get a room guys.

Is this the first known incident of fighting between twins conjoined at the sweatpants?

Agreed 100%. Thanks, Dickbutt.

You’d think that as a professional poker player he would know the rules of Hold ‘em.

Bor-ing!

That’s four.

WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME TO TOM SELLECK’S MUSTACHE??

I don’t get your follow up pun.