I still don’t think he’s binged her.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

Kindergarten Cop a Feel

Jungle Gym Fever

Ironically, that’s the exact plot of the Lemon Party.

Two rules man.

He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.