My method:

I’ve got a late-2012 Mini with a mechanical HDD and upon first boot up after installation everything was a disaster. iTunes refused to open, and everything else took roughly 20 times as long as it should.

Oh gosh, the Antilop doesn’t look nice? Clearly that is a disqualifying feature for a chair your messy disaster of a kid can eat in. Never mind that it can be disassembled to a tiny profile, is easy as fuck to clean, has additional trays available so you can throw one in the dishwasher (yeah, dishwasher safe), cheap…

Oh gosh, the Antilop doesn’t look nice? Clearly that is a disqualifying feature for a chair your messy disaster of a …

Well, on the other hand, if everyone fucking stopped doing this, service providers would be forced to recalibrate in a way that would make the rating *actually useful.* So perhaps a smarter thing would be to tell people to stop giving top marks for adequate service and zeroes for slightly underwhelming service.

Holy shit. 59mg/mL?!

They are clearly scales. Checkmate, lizardpeople denyers!

“Syrup in coffee?? Why didn’t *I* think of that?!”

I’m not sure if you meant to make it sound like an attack on a rare, peaceful corner of the internet, but...that’s kinda how it came off, bruh.

Am I the only one who was ever told to roll up a strip of toilet paper or tissue and stick it under your top lip? I swear I remember it working when I was a kid.

Just FYI for anyone looking at this: it can’t recognized Mac-formatted (HFS+) drives. I bought one in delirious anticipation of a two-week trip with our HDD packed with 2TB of toddler-distracting awesomeness and got the sads once I discovered it won’t work with our drive. Iogear’s MediaShair (yes, that’s actually how…

Just FYI for anyone looking at this: it can’t recognized Mac-formatted (HFS+) drives. I bought one in delirious…

FYI, the Chris Roberts you mention is the Star Citizen Chris Roberts.