Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

While I’m one of the few people who liked it on release, just being a ‘lone wanderer in space,’ I know the updates have added more things to do. It’s not just a prettier loneliness sim.

How limited. Would a book be sufficiently personal? Or are women supposed to magically have all the knowledge in the world about female orgasm despite there being few opportunities to learn if you don’t seek out...say...a website. Which is what OMGYes is, for the record. Not an app. Not that it matters.

You suspect she’s lyng. But you’ve also demonstrated an outsize need to please her.

Plenty of women don’t necessarily know their own bodies and what gets them off best, either. Lack of open conversation about sexual pleasure cuts a lot of ways, and it could be that an app makes the ideas feel “legitimized” or easier to talk to about. It seems like the app is a collaborative thing for the pair of…

Yeah, like I get the “Am I doing something wrong” panic, that can easily happen even if you objectively know facts about female sexuality, but christ dude, an app about helping women enjoy sex makes you worry about feminist leaning man haters? He has some serious issues with women.

I treat her very well, I give her preference in nearly everything, and am chivalrous (not just an act) every single day. She makes me very happy, and is very sweet, beautiful, smart and loveable.

Maybe I missed it, but i feel like more could be done to remind the first dude that his wife’s orgasms are about her, not him.

Right? Like, the whole point of a strike is that you miss the people who are striking.

That’s exactly what it is. It’s the classic male “can’t you take a joke? Here! You can take a potshot at me to help your sensitive feefees.”

People still ask this question?

I still play this. I still love it.

All I’m reading is a bunch of angry people that had too many unreal expectations shitting on the game after a year.Just let it go and let the rest of us enjoy it.

Oh, totally! When I think of 4th-gen strangeness, this game is definitely at the top of the list. It’s definitely a game with a lot of personality.

This. While Undertale isn’t a platformer, I think it shows that good retro graphics and actual creativity can lead to massive sales. Shovel Knight is also stupidly successful. The problem is that a lot of retro styled indie games are just extremely derivative.

I think games with “retro” graphics can sell just fine as long as they’re actually good games. Problem lies with the bazillion “retro style” games that rely purely on nostalgia and are actually pretty bad games.

We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…

This is what frustrates me. On the one hand we demand excellence from our opponent, on the other we celebrate fat shaming and looks based judgement when applied to our opponent. It’s a crappy way to live.

There’s so many variables that go into this question. Like, does she make tzatziki? Is it good tzatziki? Do you already have the recipe? If not, do you know where she keeps it? And so on and so on....

It’s too fast for me to put my pants on