Saw a great post on Twitter that said “Funny how the same people who are upset about Malia drinking rose at 20 are the same ones who thought it was ok for Kavanaugh to drink beer and sexual assault women at 17.”

Really?  I learned so much more about typing when I got high speed internet and AOL Instant Messenger than I did from typing class.  When you see that the other person is typing before you’ve put in your punchline, you learn to move your fingers pretty damn fast.

But if you have to delete a whole word or sentence, or paragraph, you just hold down ctrl+shift and use the arrow keys to highlight what needs to be deleted and only hit backspace once.

Yeah, colluding with the enemy is DEFINITELY in there, but it’s Old Testament stuff.  Sure version is, it’s bad, mmmkay?  Long version is be prepared for the Israelites to get medieval on your ass if you help their enemy.

It’s the one which wasn’t placed on the ground in a bent position to protest police brutality against minorities.

So, the recipe I use involves blast the turkey at 500 for 30 minutes to get a nice crispy outside, but it also tends to prevent much in the way of juices.  I boil the giblets and neck for about half an hour and strain out the water, then use that as the base for my gravy goodness (I also poor it into the bottom of the…

But gravy isn’t even hard to make!  I think it’s easier than getting out a pan and trying not to ignite the jarred stuff.

I’m in the same boat.  The one with the king coming in and the guy wanting the mead makes me extra angry, because I like a nice autumnal mead.  Fuck his one drink for all tyranny.

I was on a alight about a month ago, and two girls sitting across the aisle from me were having a conversation loud enough that they could hear each other over the video streaming on the one girl’s phone without any headphones. I was so proud of myself for making eye contact and, in my sternest mid-30s person talking…

Wait. Cincinnati is habitable?

Agreed. This would be a lot more like Tim Cook completely fucking up Apple, driving their stock into the ground, getting relieved of his duties, getting a golden parachute, then going over to Microsoft to start marketing the uPod.  Not exactly the same as Karen from Accounting deciding to go do the same job at Dewey,…

Did you read the article?  It’s not a couple of missed throws.  It’s a 4-6-1 season, a lack of confidence from Rodgers in interviews, and several times when he could have put together game winning drives (usually what he does best) where he’s come up way less than short.

Sounds like somebody has been watching the second to last season of House of Cards :-P At least they managed to come up with a legit emergency, besides made up voter fraud.

Is there a particular reason we can’t take ONE DAY to be happy about the victories?  No, it wasn’t the massive wave we all hoped for, but there were a lot of important wins for Progressives last night.  Individual initiatives to prevent gerrymandering an traditionally conservative states being one of them.  A major…

The Forced analogy is strong with this one.

I agree with you wholeheartedly. Last night was a huge win for Progressivism (Progression?). It was fascinating to see Utah, a bastion of Conservatism voting in Progressive initiatives while voting for legislators who would never back those initiatives.

I think this is the first time I’ve ever understood the “Not in my backyard” sentiment.

I would point you to Hanlon’s Razor, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity,” but the poor thing is huddled in the corner crying these days.

This year we are using every lawful tool that we have, both civil and criminal, to protect the rights of millions of Americans to cast their vote unimpeded at one of more than 170,000 precincts across America. Citizens of America control this country through their selection of their governmental officials at the…

God I hope a Marine “feels threatened” by Chester McClusterfuck trying to show off his illegally modified AR-15.  The sheer joy of the mental gymnastics of trying to Support Our Troops and defend the holiest of amendments would carry me through these dark times.