Let’s remember some great A’s moments in history:

But really, he was just scouting him for one of the new MLB expansion teams.

So you’re telling me someone named Don may be a bad person?

“I totally get it”

On one hand, reading all of these stories about the white sox leaves me feeling as empty as the stands at Tropicana Field. I don’t root for them, so there’s no real need for me to care.

There’s always the next game!

God I hope so

I don’t know why this came to mind, I just thought of “do the damn thing”, i may or may not be sorry depending on how well this goes over

Folks, remember to spay and neuter your gamer gator, or it too will end up this openly and unapologetically stupid.

I’m not reading that drivel from someone who’s A) been caught lying, and B) caught parroting that stupid “fake news” buzzword. You can go fuck yourself with a rusty spike.

“Otherwise, Hillary Clinton and most of her staff would be in prison on sex crime charges. Anything else?”

“Doctor” Luke. pfft.

-stares at headline-

and even

Alternatively, since you seem the type to shift goalposts:

Yes, I bet it is tired, ain’t it, gater? It is almost your bedtime after all, little boys have school tomorrow.

“And why should a woman need to worry about that any more than a man does?”

In Kevin’s defense, who amongst us haven’t found ourselves oogling a sleek car with nice...