Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Joe Thomas didn't even go to the actual NFL draft in which he was chosen. He went on a fishing trip instead because the thought of sitting around that arena waiting was so god awful to him. So I imagine that sitting through an even more pointless afternoon of waiting to be drafted for a game that means nothing and by…

"The Browns Have Essentially No Coaching Staff Right Now"

As part of the deal the McDonalds in Wrigleyville and the Bulls have agreed to swap Bynum for six value fries and two McDoubles. This trade should be a huge upgrade for the McDonalds rec-league frontcourt and he fits the body type McDonalds was looking for.

Brownie really did come back, by the way. Here's the proof — it happened at halftime.