Ssshhh. His “alternative facts” say otherwise, doncha know?

I look at comics as folk tales and not as history. So yes each version of the folktale that is shared will naturally have it’s own flair, personal feelings, political takes etc.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

It will go down as the shortest-lived logo in sports history.

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

There is such a severe disconnect between perception and reality amongst a certain set of the United States and pieces like this make me feel almost hopeless. Others have mentioned that many members of the American middle- and lower-classes view themselves as “temporarily displaced millionaires.” It’s such a…

I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking…

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Same. Fuck the rust belt.

I still get PTSD looking at win probability graphs.

While watching Leah Remini’s Scientology show the other day, I was laughing to myself wondering how many Christians were watching the show and making fun of the people who could get caught up in such a ludicrous religion, ya know, since it isn’t a couple of thousand years old.

We’re all going down in flames.

I appreciate the poignant post of perfect posterity. But you’re post is worth about half a hand job and a pack of smokes.

“grow up and stop your crying” perfect reply to Trump’s whining about Meryl Streep’s speech at the GGs, isn’t it?

This could be the year’s biggest movie if it’s even a little bit good.