tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

It will go down as the shortest-lived logo in sports history.

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

There is such a severe disconnect between perception and reality amongst a certain set of the United States and pieces like this make me feel almost hopeless. Others have mentioned that many members of the American middle- and lower-classes view themselves as “temporarily displaced millionaires.” It’s such a…

I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking…

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Same. Fuck the rust belt.

I still get PTSD looking at win probability graphs.

So many Whites are criminal by nature, it’s true! Look at the numbers of them being locked up for insider trading and fraud! I know it’s not politically correct to say it, but Whites are just born that way.

Man, I wonder how good he might be on, say, the Celtics.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

From Reddit user nascentia

“That Hulk Hogan, a real American! He fights for your rights, fights for your lives!” 

All Trump supporters are racist cousin fuckers.

I believe Colin Cowherd...is a cunt. Does that count?

Shame on Mr. Marshall for not appreciating the economic anxiety of the letter writer. Clearly it’s the job of liberals, and especially minorities, to have empathy for folks like that and not be mean to them. (cont) 1/436