You’re telling me this man doesn’t look like an NBA player? Inconceivable.

Please let us get a Best Names of 2016 Deadcast.

I was going to make a joke about how this is like Emmitt Smith running the Cowboys before realizing that he would be an improvement over JJ

“...For us to think we can control it is extremely ego centric.”

What am I supposed to do about my hella racist family at Thanksgiving this year?

When you are talking to someone with completely opposite political opinions than you, do you argue with them or just nod silently to avoid confrontation?

Oh my god, Frank Kaminsky avoided this list?? How

Note to deadspin: all Feinberg articles are about fucking or haircuts. Got it.

I like the fucking strong home run. - Mr. Baseball

This is really great stuff, Albert...but uhh...when are you going to do more Foodspin!?