To be fair, I wouldn’t put it past the Ryan brothers to have a waitress on staff.

What do the Indians have to do with this?

Thirteen

You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

There are III, maybe IV key qualities Harvard is looking for.

That would mean they weren’t playing the game the right way

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

When the Cubs won my 127 year old grandfather who was a Cubs fan simply walked out into the yard and evaporated. I assume this has happened to many other people. I immediately took possession of his house and items and sold them so that I could purchase a backup PS4 and some new Uggs.

Losing indeed does pull fans together. Fans from all over the country and from all walks of life came together in celebration of that Seahawks loss.

I’m just glad the Seahawks somehow came up in this conversation.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

Cubs’ third base coach needs to have severe tendonitis from giving the take sign tomorrow night. A walk is as good as a hit, Javier.

So the Indians gifted the Cubs a lead after being gifted a series lead earlier themselves?

I love the studio guys showing that classic German lightheartedness and sense of humor

Reminds me of trying to get through what seemed like the 760 episodes of True Detective 2.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Crocodiles?

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.