Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

She’s not good at cyber!

When you’re waiting in line for the bathroom, and the person who comes out won’t make eye contact with you; you know you’re in for a bad time.

Excuse me, that’s BIG ENDOWMENT to you, sir.

How the fuck is this moron a followed commenter and I was just banished back to the grays with no explanation?

Touchdown Seahawks

Let’s deal with real journalistic issues, okay, and not focus on misprince?

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

Why wouldn’t he? His sensation and volume are great even after the surgery.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

“grind them to make button oil...”

“If there’s blood on her sock, we’re ready to rock.”

you put your emails in folders? I leave mine sitting in my inbox for 3+ years until I get tired of 30k sitting in there and start deleting the old ones.

“We love our old players and will almost always offer them a standing ovation when they come back on other teams to play against us”

news flash: it will be in 2020

Husky and Starch

Jupiter is in retrograde and the chimes of Old Vassiloth are tinkling in a cold Martian wind rolling over the frozen shoulders of Olympus Mons. Huginn and Muninn sit on the captain’s shoulders and he is lost in the ocean between his ears.

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."