Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

I for one, have been waiting with baited breath, at the chance to finally experience Final Fantasy Seven the way the originators intended it to be! We may think Cloud slashed first from the original games ATB, but was it the Midgar Police that really shot first?

No, it’s rendered pointless because you can play their games without owning the console hardware. His point is about the box itself, not the brand or game pass or the few worthwhile first party games Microsoft has managed to release this gen. Why buy an Xbox when you can just play first party games like Gears 5 on a…

This console has been 100% dead for over 2 years now.

Fuck off

Here lies the comment section of a tier list articles, where people don’t understand who they are for bundled along with anecdotal evidence of personal success

That’s it. This is the beginning of the end. All those cyberpunk dystopias are about to come true. You won’t be able to close your eyes without seeing an ad soon.

There are a million great songs from Steven Universe, but this is probably still the best.

You’re a mean person and you should be banned from commenting here.

I know. It’s pretty silly that we report heavily on this massive pop-cultural powerhouse with millions of players.

Life in Aggro with the Brave Fencer Musashi reference.  Man, that goes back to high school for me.  God, I’m old.

Yeah that was a really nice touch. I mean we all knew what the wish was going to be but no way that it would be from 17. That said 18's reaction threw me really off. You’re really all concern about him blowing off a world round trip with his family for instead SAVING SEVEN COMPLETE UNIVERSES?! Priorities, check…

Android 17 MVP.

Track: Paper Crown (Live) | Artist: Liam Gallagher | Album: As You Were

Reporting someone who won’t use the character you think they should be using is a huge douchelord move. It almost sounds like Eric is taking the douchelord’s side here for some reason?

If you sink 400$ into a game like this you shouldn’t demand a refund, you should seek out help.

Sonic CD predates Naruto by 4 years. That’s not to say that Moira’s run can’t be based off Naruto, but Naruto definitely wasn’t the originator of the run: