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A lot of people were pretty pissed (or, if not quite rising to that level of emotion, pretty unamused) with his opening number “We Saw Your Boobs” at the Oscars.

Goddammit Vin Diesel, don’t make me like you.  You’re the worst part of your own movies FFS. However Rita Moreno is right up there with Dolly as a worldwide treasure, so good work.

There is a new Avatar movie coming out, so maybe he actually was for the first time in the last 10 years.

If you haven’t purchased the dead tree edition of My Year of Flops, it’s well worth getting, as there’s over a dozen new reviews not from the online column — including one where Nabin revisits Elizabethtown, amusingly enough.

Even though he reaches the same conclusion as Nabin (“Secret Success”), he does write more in-depth about the troubled shoot and the studio sabotage of the film, so it’s actually a worthwhile companion piece to that ancient (2007!) “My Year of Flops” entry.

They probably figure that there’s not enough of us old timers left here to notice or raise much of a stink about it.

Yo, are you just ripping off Nathan Rabin’s My World of Flops? Even down to using referencing the Elizabethtown V.O. observation...

Well at least the writer did type Vice President Kamala Harris, something that many main stream media outlets will not do.

Mackenzie Philips (One Day at a Time) comes to mind. Born in 1959, versus Gina Davis who was born in 1956.

Ironic that a show about a woman trying to navigate the pitfalls of being the first female U.S. president was torpedoed by a bunch of dudes having pissing contests.

Be sure you tell your devices you love them every day. Tomorrow is not promised. 

American education needs to get back to the three Ts - theosophy, teleology, and thaumaturgy. 

If it's near Hawaii, it's obviously a road to Lemuria, not Atlantis. This is what happens when they eliminate theosophy from the Common Core. 

I though we official made a ruling to refer to Cronenbergs Crash as “The Good Crash” so we don’t confuse people with that other awful movie

I think maybe the first episode or two are free for their original programming; you have to have a paid account to view the whole thing.

Bill Murray should just keep doing Etan Cohen projects and claim the same excuse.

So Bill Murray is in this?

>Etan Cohen

Even if this isn’t any good, I at least give them credit for a unique visual style.  

Eh, they presented it the same way Hollywood Reporter did, but to AV’s credit they at least addressed that it wasn’t related to Ansari in the subheader.