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Johnny Assay
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I still vividly remember the episode where Jay’s son - a student at the United Nations school - was in charge of building a float for the school’s parade. It was supposed to be a man on horseback, but because all his classmates left after they ate the pizza Jay provided, he was only able to complete the back half....

The film is genius in playing to the public’s inherent affection towards Matthew Broderick, who is very much introduced as the relatable audience surrogate reacting to the absurdly heightened political ambitions of a high school student. Over time more is revealed about his character - his cold relationship with his

It wasn’t Iraq.
It was Iraq Lobster!

Hey Matt, I think you forgot something here(on).

Times like this is when the Emmys not giving love to Better Call Saul, especially Rhea Seehorn, in prior years really sucks. BCS, Seehorn, and Odenkirk all deserve to win but this year’s categories are fucking stacked. I won’t be surprised if Succession sweeps them all. Wouldn’t be shocked if White Lotus and

Reversing words is a thing in french slang and it’s “niq” backwards from niquer, which means “to fuck”

Voulez-vous Ken avec moi, ce soir?

There Will Be Meth

I don’t think Ishtar is bad exactly, but Beatty and Hoffman are miscast. With Steve Martin and Martin Short it might have worked 

Interestly enough, apparently Gary Larson of The Far Side fame had heard of Ishtar’s reputation when he drew Hell’s Video Store (where every video was Ishtar) but he hadn’t seen it when he drew it.

It's going to be difficult for him to enter a plea because every time he starts talking he falls backwards into a display rack full of thimbles.

What the fuck are Top Gun and Glass Onion adapted from?”

“My work is done here” said Hastings after cancelling every Netflix show that wasn’t Big Mouth or Stranger Things. “Now I’m off to find new frontiers to cancel. Legend says that somewhere out there, they’re working on the greatest TV show of all time. A program of such unbelievable quality that grown men will weep at

It means they don’t want to do the actual journalistic work of understanding it. Although I appreciate the snark somewhat, of presenting these ruling class elites as literally a different insectoid species. 

Best character on Girls: Shosh.

I got a Sharon, Lois and Bram notification for this?

This isn't about the elephant song at all, is it

No one on Veep was honest.