I think they got laid and you’re jealous

He uses Bing.

I hate you right now for being so bloody right.

Even tech manuals usually have a fall-rise-fall. You know, the first part when not a single word of it makes sense and then it starts to click and you think you’re getting the gist of it then finally you realize what little you thought you understood was wrong and you’re completely lost.

Yeah, I opened in new tab.

Awww yissss. Daddy needs a new 3-hole punch.

Awww yissss. Daddy needs a new 3-hole punch.

Why isn't the real bar when semi-autonomous or autonomous cars result in fewer accidents than their human counterparts overall?

I couldn’t live without the 8" one I use literally every day.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. This dude!

Just trawling, surely.

Shark sleepaway camp classic!

Or stick its fin in cold air until it pees itself…

Not sure what the big deal is. I’ve been catching Emma asleep for nearly a year now.

Lazy millennial shark.

A funny prank is to wake a sleeping fish by dousing it with a bucket of cold air.

That shit didn’t come from a dog..

Now shut up, watch some TV and go back to work.

Umm..Yea, 2.5 acres 5 bedroom, 3 bath and 4200 sq feet on a lake and were 15 min from downtown Minneapolis for $520k... But then again, SF offers so much more than the Twin Cities....like horrid gridlock, throngs of homeless, tech bros and dog shit on the sidewalks....

My fellow Americans, you need not fret, nor fear, for the American dream is still alive and thriving. Through your own hard work, ingenuity, and resource management you can still build your dream home and white picket fence .... in .... Minecraft.