Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

like this?

Ass backwards is how we like to do it Iowa so he fit right in!

He uses Bing.

Awww yissss. Daddy needs a new 3-hole punch.

Awww yissss. Daddy needs a new 3-hole punch.

People tend to notice when you appear to whip out your weiner and whizz right there on the field

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

I rewatched SpaceJam about 2 years ago with a friend and his GF (her first time seeing it, which must have been a total mindfuck.) It’s a hell of a lot weirder than it was when I was 6, but it’s still awesome.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

Totally going to subscribe to video stream of jetpack fails. Will be much more entertaining than those segway/swegway fails.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

The count is faked “<span class=”text">2531 purchased by readers</span>“

The count is faked “<span class=”text">2531 purchased by readers</span>“

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

I enjoyed writing it. Took a few months to do, but I think Tyler and I made a good effort

Finally the big girl getting some love on kinja. I miss flying her and can’t wait to get back. I also see that I’m in or was on the jet when two of these pictures where taken. It’s a really small community and most of us know each other. Btw we never got to take off with the two tanks on board, some General got his…

The C-5M climbs surprisingly fast for how big it is; I’ve seen climb rates greater than 7000 feet per minute.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.