Fuckin. Millennials.

The winner for best jingle is the following , which supposedly is sung by Carly Rae jepsen (after her hit) as a joke. Spaghetti warehouse is no fuckin joke. I’ve never been to one and the closest one is in Syracuse but this jingle will forever have my heart.

Kars for kids is the only acceptable answer. Fuck the rest of your Midwest submissions.

If he’s guilty, toss this fucking guy in a deep hole and let him rot.

Great now you’re making me take Tom fucking Brady’s side.

He failed with nbc backing it and their Network deal. Where will he find 8 cities, 8 stadiums and 8 people to watch this. Also with all his “rules” he might as well make George Wallace the GM

So I was living on the north fork on long island in the late 90s and if any of you have ever vistied you know there’s almost nothing out there past Riverhead, well I lived in basically Greenport.

It’s better to not be a jets fan. Browns are also accepted into our circle of self hatred.

Honestly I didn’t think the episode was that great but it allows millennials to write 4000 think pieces so it must be great

Your story is important. It’s yours. It’s your journey and we’re lucky you’re here to share it. I thank you.

We’re almost all strangers here but we got you. Zero judgement if you need to vent talk yell or cry we got you. You’re special and all the bad isnt long term. It’s tough to realize that when you’re in it though.

Rest easy kid. Whatever it was I hope you’ve found some peace.

Shut up. Full stop. The end.

It could be that I’m a jaded old man but none of those highlight clips really had me like “dammmmmm that’s sick “

“Belmont is easier to get to “ says someone who’s never been on the southern state / belt parkway at any time

No one found it fishy that a out of rehab 37 yr old fat guy who’s last quality season was in 2012 somehow magically regained dominant pitching form on 1 knee. Nobody ? I’ll just be over here then..

A very simple thank you. Now we just unfairly ask for some of this magic again for the mid terms where gerrymandering hasn’t destroyed all hopes of a fair election.

Millenials desire for whimsy when there isn’t some available will never not be tedious. Carry on.

All your dogs are #1 across the board tie.

I despise Mac n cheese, potatoes and Damm near anything Thanksgiving food besides dark meat but Damm do I love reading about black Thanksgiving. Or any other cultures not my own. It’s the ultimate shut up, listen and learn. Thank you for these articles.