She’s going to be so surprised when Don Jr. shoots it and has it stuffed as a birthday present for her.

It’s not centrist Dem’s that they are worried about, it’s low-info, barely politically cognizant white trash/’middle class’/working poor that they have to watch for, people that would be charmed by Beto’s ‘Everyman’ shtick while still being steeped in the rabid blood-and-red-meat republicanism that permeates everything…

They think every population everywhere is just chock full of progressives who want to vote for the Leftiest Lefty when in fact TX wants to keep its guns and tell the federal government to fuck off most of the time. 

I love that. “I voted for you in 2008 and kinda begrudgingly in 2012. If you look at Section 8, subsection B, paragraph C of this contract, you now OWE me your endorsement of ALL my personal political preferences on demand for the remainder of your life.”

I’m glad the comments here are a nice sanity check because I was reading this article thinking “Is this article really this stupid or is it just me?”

I mean, Ted Cruz who nobody likes, even Republicans and yet he’s still the favorite to win.  That tells you everything about Texas right there.

Nobody should link to Nolan articles.

I can just imagine that discussion in the Splinter bullpen: Well he endorsed a progressive in a no lose district in NYC. Of course that same logic would work in deeply brogressive Texas.

He does kinda suck at not being President.

I mean, would an Obama endorsement actually help win a statewide election in Texas?  Is there anyone on staff who knows the slightest bit about politics?

Yeah, I feel like this was a fairly savvy way of dealing with Texas?

It would lose Beto votes and gain Cruz votes.

Yes, there are some very fine people on both sides of this attempted rape.

I believe both of them, Dr. Ford and Kavanaugh. They’re both good people who are telling the truth as they know it.

I thought he meant Adam & Eve the erotic clothing/dildo store which is an odd place to tell HS students to shop.

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”

Does Mark Wahlberg take an hour-and-a-half shower?

I thought we agreed he beat off in the shower. 

This just proves to me that Mark Wahlberg has no concept of time. Or stares at walls blankly, which I imagine him doing a lot.

At what time does he assault an immigrant?