Driving your Subaru Ascent into a horde of zombies is probably not going to end well, especially if the automatic brake feature kicks in. Instead, some old, American-made, steel-bodied beast would probably be my first choice. Maybe a square-body Suburban.

What?

And before you start typing “anyone can be falsely accused” remeber that Neil Gorsuch was equally hated by the left and didn’t get accused, Nor Did Roberts or Alito. Or Ted Cruz, or Mike Pence, or, or, or.

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

You cannot weld Rust

we get it, you are a white supremacist. You could just use fewer words to say it. 

sorry, could you repeat that? i couldn’t hear you through your hood

Not that radical a thought.

Radical thought: has anyone ever considered that maybe Jack Dorsey simply *supports* the white nationalist movement?

Greetings fellow kids fit people! I too am ‘all about the fitness’.

Trust me, as a fellow fit person, everything is just a long con to be able to post pictures of yourself without a shirt on.

We were so young back then...

To be fair to Hirsch, he did this back in 2015, when we didn’t know it was wrong to choke a woman out at a party and never apologize for it. Is it fair to judge historical figures by present-day standards?

I love how the HOA announcement throws quotations around the word “reasonable.”

Joke’s on you! Meth isn’t an opioid! Hahahahaha!!

I think you missed the “bumblefuck south jersey aspect”. ‘Round these parts, we sleep on Tarva, not like you hifalutin Malm-sleepin’ cityfolk.

Dear white voters in rural America,

I say we do what we did with the crack epidemic: criminalize the fuck out of it and raise the penalties for getting caught with opioids to a mandatory 25 years....wait, it’s hurting mostly white people in the Midwest, shit, it’s a public health crisis then

Frankly, she looks more like an expert on the meth problem, but who am I to judge?