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Those gummies become even better during camping if you soak them in Vodka or Goldschlager for a couple days first (though worms are best).

Those gummies become even better during camping if you soak them in Vodka or Goldschlager for a couple days first

Rechargable batteries pay off quickly. I reccomended it to a theatre group I worked with; they used wireless headsets and burned thru a lot of batteries. I put rechargeables in one headset and convinced them in one weekend.

Rechargable batteries pay off quickly. I reccomended it to a theatre group I worked with; they used wireless

One of my friends just texted me a picture of her camping trip with several bags of these gummies in tow. So we’ll see if they make it back alive.

One of my friends just texted me a picture of her camping trip with several bags of these gummies in tow. So we’ll

Any idea what the origin of “should of, would of” is?

Could be code for “Heil Hitler” or as he does it “Hale Hitler".

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

*Should of

Even SportsCenter made me itchy (well, moreso than usual). One of the anchors led off with “This is a rebuke to ‘winning cures all’ and ‘nothing will topple the king that is football’”, which no, this will not be the last we hear of such a incident the same way it didn’t end with previous embattled schools, especially

As a fairly recent alumni of Baylor, I am glad this is all finally coming to light. I do wish they would have had the balls to fire Ken Starr, because I feel he is as responsible for all this as Art Briles. Ken Starr took over as president my 2nd year and it felt like over night everything shifted to trying to get

maybe you missed the part where he doesn’t donate money to charity because he’s a fucking monster

YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE. If you want 10 million donated to charity just fucking do it and debate for free you despicable windbag.

That’s his driving tattoo.

Hard to believe that a church affiliated entity might have trouble dealing with sexual crimes

This is so fucking stupid and I love it. The asininity of youth has finally won me over.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

I’m getting this tattooed on my wrist today at 2pm.

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process