Not gonna lie - secession of southern states starting to sound like a damn good idea. Let’s mobilize the “diaspora” of all these tortured crackers and confine them in one area. Then next time they threaten secession, we can be all casual and like....”Sure? Oh man. Hate to lose you ...but...if that’s what you really…

Hey, this article never needed to be written. But I’m glad you published this diatribe and I’m glad I read it.

Jersey Shore is (one of the) main reason(s) I have long hoped for human extinction. Starting with painful exits for all assholes (cast, crew, producers, sponsors, fans) who perpetuated this misery on us.

Makes you wonder how Sean Hannity was defending Melania Trump’s honor when Donald was cheating (with multiple women) on his wife, who had just delivered his fifth child? Was Hannity tsk tsk-ing Trump?

I’m just going to say it. Huckabee should’ve been drowned as a child.

So what you’re really saying is that you only want the Douche of Dorcester Donny Wahlberg and Scary Alien Face Jenny McCarthy hosting the NYE show? Okay.

Sometimes, a Dog is forced to work for a Pig!

I’m assuming some of these questions are meant for the Huckster’s daughter?

It’s partly because the media mocked him for his terrible negotiating skills during that meeting, and partly because that whole meeting was a “see I’m not mentally unstable” road show.

Considering that Trump idolizes leaders of shit hole countries and willingly fellates those shithole leaders who may have paid him off , his comment strikes me as a tad hypocritical!

Please don’t encourage him. There’s Good naked and bad naked

That’s just silly.

Speaking of racist car alarms, I discovered that my dog (a scenthound breed from the South!) is a virulent racist! She’s snarled menacingly at:

I love how you’re presenting your life as an amalgam of Guido south Jersey and backwoods Mississippi.

Wow, you’re basically saying that Ivy League business schools have no reason to exist.

My concern is for her skin. I don’t think her face leather can withstand the added spot light.

What, you can’t give up your shitty bedroom with its IKEA Malm bed for a few nights? What an ingrate.

Some heroes wear capes.

I tend to agree with you. She’s the Dan Bilzerian of English-Lite fiction.

More like James O’Queaf, if you ask me.