Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

A Nissan Juke owner saying a Honda Insight is ugly...

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

So the guy with the camouflage hat, old sweatshirt under his jersey and stone washed jeans is the Nebraska fan?

Cheating Death got robbed.

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

I've never seen a 007 film so for me,

The Redskins immediately signed that fan at quarterback after seeing him escape the sack.

I'm more of a TVR Sagaris fan myself.

Never tracked

Thanks for letting me know dude!

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

He will pump fake your ass off his lawn.

I love how everyone is reporting on this like the act of pardon fake turkeys is more ridiculous than the act of PARDONING A FUCKING TURKEY AT ALL.

I think this sums all these tweets up:

At least since she has a glass of wine, she has to be over 21, right?

careful... This might break the internet.

Obviously...