Why isn't Tavarish driving one of these, or telling us to buy one instead of a 6-year old Hyundai Elantra? I demand answers!

Like when my dumb dog doesn't go to the stairs in the pool to get out but tries to climb up a side on the deep end, then he just sits there.. ass in the water, front legs on the concrete, wondering how the hell all this happened to begin with.. it was that damn yellow ball wasn't it.

In 24 years she couldn't learn how to operate a ridiculously light clutch? Sy, what are you still doing with such a loser?

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

This is awesome.

Love your articles, Tyler. Thanks!

I was going to title it - Why Buy A Caribbean Island When Get This 20 Year-Old Sub-Compact Instead?

You guys have a reliable starting quarterback? Be a lot cooler if you did....

Um, Ms. Yousafzai, President Obama has had his own Peace Prize for a good 6 years now, he doesn't need you to tell him how to world peace, thanks.

I love the Group B homoligation cars. Homoligation needs to come back.

Cookie Dog is a bad Vine.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

Isn't this how you're supposed to cook pasta?

This cutaway doesn't do it justice, but my 96 Impreza, the fly wheel was forward of the center line of the front wheels and the engine continued forward from there.

The NBA could have avoided this issue completely by sending the Celtics and Kings to Brazil.

A backlash meaning they would instantly become my favorite player.

you set a pretty low bar for love