"Yep." - Stevie Wonder

"Okay, we've got Jim from Security in the aisle. Go ahead Jim." - Larry King

Giving Peyton a run for his money...

Holy shit! I called it!

It's Element + FJ Cruiser = baby hustler.

I want one of those SO BADLY.

Breakin the law! Breakin the law!

Why should it die? It won't get better until automakers explore and push the technology by...y'know...actually building hybrids.

I'm 116% sure that reciprocating IC engines are Rube Goldberg devices.

This is not the way I thought I would hear about Joan Rivers' passing.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

Wait what? I think you've just proven my point about stupid people in the world.

At least their urine tests were clean.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

Thar she blows!

Are we sure she's not having a stroke?

here you go:

Yosemite Sam's been promoting celebratory gunfire since the 1940s. Fortunately the courts finally put a stop to it.