johnnierotten
johnnierotten
johnnierotten

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.

Because Riley.

He is very awesome but A) he’s not really my type (kinda young looking) and B) I’m not into breaking up families, even in my imagination. So nope.

Lesbians. Asexuals. Thirsty Dirk Nowitzki stans.

Because I respect his relationship with his family too much. But he is dreamy.

“I know people think I’ve had a nose job.”

Blue Jean Baby, LA lady, artificial tan