Indie Cindy sounds like Frank Black is doing spoken word over the incidental music from Rocko's Modern Life.

"Jeffery Lebowski"

Unless this is a period piece prequel set in the '80s and directed by John Carpenter it's gonna suck.

It's like Banksy isn't even trying anymore.

Ugh. Now there are anniversary reissues for albums from bands whom I'd already grew tired of before they released the album being reissued.

I thought this thing was gonna be random. How it knew my real name is Barbituate Toodlesnoot I'll never know…

I'd be way more excited if they were turning the Atari game Breakout into a TV show.

You got fucked by an oven full of witches?

Man… This guy is stepping all over my Kickstarter project. I was gonna use the deleted scenes from Ghostbusters 2 to finally reconstruct the original version of The Magnificent Ambersons.

Franco's new show tanko? You can take it to the banko!

I didn't even know there was a way to make me more excited for this movie. Nothing says psychedelic noir like the hottest harp player since Henriette Renié!

Stinky Pink cooks your dinners!

Japonica Jomp Jormp

Judging from the jacket, I imagine he is screaming "All day I dream about sex!"

This is a guy determined to never get a day job.

I tend to like Rainn Wilson, but the fact that he couldn't be bothered to write out the entire word "Endeavor" is making me rethink my position…

It would appear that god doesn't hate overly white veneers though…

I am from Bethlehem, and I was trying to keep that a secret. Shhhh!

I tried to play that slot machine, but it won't accept quarters, only tolkiens…

I tried to play that slot machine, but it won't accept quarters, only tolkiens…