But it's the bugfuck crazy parts that elevate it to misunderstood comedy…

And even then, where's the fat suit???

…Are pizza buses a thing? Because now I want one.

He must have a great agent, though…

My dad still calls generic electronic dance music "vampire music" because of the opening scene.

The only good part of Blade 3 was Parker Posey.

I like how this article tries so hard to paint him as a whimsical magic cartoon grandpa when he's more like the curmudgeon with really strong and off-putting social and political views.

I love that little touch of absurdity.

Well, Nintendo doesn't really advertise its creatives that much until recently. We just knew about Miyamoto and thaaaaat's about it. They're a pretty collectivist corporation that doesn't go out of its way to make "rockstar" developers unlike, say, Capcom.

"Mr. Hanks, why does that door have a padlock?"

If I remember correctly, Season 2 or 3 of 24 ended with Jack Bauer just breaking down in tears after they defeated the terrorist of the day, which I thought was pretty cool for someone who hadn't QUITE yet morphed into the exaggerated Bush-era anti-terrorist superhero.

See, I immediately presumed the doughnuts sold out BECAUSE Arianna Grande licked them.

"just another cheapo mock-doc fright flight"

Filled the Team ICO void in my heart.

Yeah, I actually got really teary-eyed at that part. The ending that comes after seems too banal and truncated to really seem worthy of coming after that moment. Game should've ended there.

…I bet Frasier could.

Explain Luigi in Smash Bros, though.

Combraker

The term is "sex meat."

Yet another blue/orange combination! :0