Or we could interpret it as a very satisfied poop-roar.

It is so weird to think of Goliath stammering.

According to Greg, however you try to disrupt their cycle, they eventually settle into a 12-hour hibernation routine.

What's weirder is that the way it was portrayed in the episode, the sun was already way over the horizon by the time they turned to stone. Greg explained later that even if a Gargoyle was underground, it would turn to stone based on its own internal clock. So are we supposed to infer that because it was heavily…

I definitely think Xanatos sees himself as a top.

Oh man, I LOVE the "Ciao~"!

Like, the first two issues. I'm coming strictly from a "what we were shown" perspective, and aside from Xanatos being a member I don't remember a lot of ties in to central storylines.

Am I weird for preferring no narration in the opening?

Let's think up more fitting names for the target demographic.

Doesn't count if there's no horn.

His other favorite coping mechanism is to boss the Emir around.

That's a whole lotta crazy there.

I honestly don't know what it would take to make Demona realize what a terrible person she's being, though.

He's roughly a million years old now. If you saw him in that one Doctor Who episode, you know he's lookin' rough these days.

I didn't mean to imply that I find graphic descriptions of same-species intercourse any less disgusting.

I always thought that the Illuminati was one of the more unnecessary tangents the show went on.

Not sure, but I'm positive this was something that they got around to answering in the Ask Greg archives.

I was honestly surprised Goliath wasn't worse-off when he took a laser right to the chest.

Let that be another lesson that answers are almost always less cool than questions.

Detachable forearm?