You’re right, all these comments are so wonderful!

Maybe it’s because I’m a male, but performing pubic acupuncture on a minor, in front of another minor of the opposite sex, in this creep’s basement takes it to another level for me. Burn it all down...

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

This is disgusting. Hasn’t poor Jane Doe been victimized enough?

I do not like that he wants to play again.

Jonathan Martin became the face of bullying in sports. He had a platform, a voice, people listened to him. This is what he chooses to do? Making it seem like this kind of shit is alright? The suicide suggestion is awful and notice that I didn’t touch on that once, that’s a deep, dark subject to get into and if he…

“I want all the boys and girls out there to know, if you have rich parents, you too can do whatever you want.”

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

Sure. But that’s not the time to do it. “Look at this double mctwist back-grab shoulder jump by White - look at that air -and by the way Shaun White settled out of court with a former bandmate named Lena Zawaideh for sexual harassment, wrongful termination, wage nonpayment, and other labor code violations - but WOW…

Who gives a shit?

There, there, Tom.

Philadelphia, where it’s better to be Big Dick Nick than St. Nick.

“Up next we have Mikey from Jamaica Plain and he thinks everyone hates Tom Brady because they’re actually gay. Go ahead Mikey.”

“Bill and I talked like we never had before,” added McDaniels. “I asked him, ‘Do you really want me to stay? After everything we’ve been through? Can we continue to succeed in the face of adversity?”

“And I’ll never forget what he said to me. He looked me square in the eye, and without any facial expression whatsoever,…

Good to hear. And I kind of figured the hitting on women thing would be his M.O.

Was it Charles Barkley? For some reason, I imagine him eating $800 worth of food and only tipping $10.

Like: WOOOOOOOOOOO! ?

But what about trump supporters or trump himself?

Also, something something Trump.

Oh please, point out what makes you think the focus of this article is easing the world hunger crisis. Buying from fast food places in the first place fucks you over karma-wise past any amount of fry-reheating