Your mom’s an amphibian......

Very white male here and I won’t be going to see Black Panther on opening night..............

This wins. +1

Waiting patiently for the “NOW THE LAZY BUMS DON’T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE THEIR ASS TO THE GROCERY STORE?!?!” hawt take.

Fuck that, it’s clearly the Italian Samer Kalaf. Tell me I’m wrong, been edging for a good knuckle brawl.

This, my friend, is precisely why I just can’t play comp anymore. Hanzo and Widow together on control maps. It’s just not worth the frustration when you see one of your teammates choose Hanzo on Ilios.

I was waiting myself.

Haha no it wasn’t Charles. He’s actually a cool dude, bought me and friends a round of shots at a UFC event in Houston. Also hit on every woman that passed. Every. One.

An ex basketball player who currently works for TNT came into the shitty seafood place I was working at with his entourage one time and we shut the whole patio down for them. Me and another waiter were assigned to them. $800 tab, handed us both $10 bucks. I wanted to set the place on fire.

Let’s be honest, we would all like a camera inside the head of a millennial who’s guacamole toast is a half hour late.

The fan videos were the only motivation for me to come to work today, and god damn did they not disappoint.

I could see Magary out with these three at a bar and not even bat an eye. Deep down, these are his people.

People fail to realize that it’s still a GAME and is meant to be fun. Starting to realize that the OW community takes things a little too seriously.

YES. Getting beamed from what looks like 40 feet away is infuriating

Houstonian here and these guys are not only awesome at the game, but they seem like genuinely fun dudes as well. Give them a shot, you’ll find yourself pumping your fist when Jake lands a rip-tire or an “oh snap” face the whole time Linkzr is Widow. This league has been alot of fun IMO.

God this is too good.

Writers that do not like sports bars should not attend sports bars.

I, I, I don’t know what I just read. Just told the boss I’m going home for the day.

Jimmy Garoppolo die or something?

Why watch the superbowl when he can slide into another man’s girl while she is shopping and he is watching the game?