The Tommy Maddox comment fucking infuriated me.

God Big Fan was so damn good.

“Maddox missed one game”

If Hardy notices breasts, someone is getting punched in the face.

Philly stories never disappoint+1

+1 for me going bzzzt all day today and annoying my co-workers

ALMOST jetsian? This is jetsian in it’s purest form.

In Texas, if you’re seen with a bottle of liquor in a grocery store people tend to call the cops.

Can we go just ONE bad QB article without bringing up Colin fucking Kaepernick in the comments!?!?

Can we just label Mike Leach as a national treasure already?

Every University is deemed dangerous.

I just went through the ranked med schools randomly and not one of them was deemed a safe place

Basically the Dallas Knights from Any Given Sunday. Look it up, god awful.

Banana peppers at Subway are indeed money.

I can’t really write anything funny or insightful on this topic. All I can say is that now that I’m in my mid-30's looking back on it, I was a super shithead to some women in my 20's.

Not quite Flint Tropics attendance numbers, but it’s a start.

Whataburger is better than any of those. FIGHT ME..

I could really go without the BLARING automatic advertisement.

“I know that Skip wakes up every morning at 3 a.m. to workshop LeBron takes in the mirror, but I think he’s definitely way behind someone like LeBron’s mom or Maverick Carter. Maverick grew up with LeBron and probably drops his name every seven seconds when he’s making an elevator pitch to fruit juice conglomerates.…

Jeez, I’m not the guy’s biggest fan either, but man have a snickers.