Oh and Stranger Things obviously has the greatest intro/music of all time. I never once fast forwarded through that.

A good slice of thin NY style pepperoni pizza with a side of fries is a top 5 meal of all time.

Who gives a fuck if she’s the first openly gay champion?

Call me crazy, but placing last in a video game tournament doesn’t mean you’re a team, you’re a group of friends that plays video games together.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. +1

HAWT TAEK OF THE DAY +1

+won

+1 3 pointer giving you a job for life

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As a Junkrat main, I am disappointed.

Jemele Hill and Michael Smith are SportsCenter anchors

I hope Darron Lee gets some help. Even though he drunkenly challenged me to a fight on twitter (true story)

Anyone else notice in the statement that Mayor Berry referred to herself in the third person? Gluten-free Rob Ryan approves.

His mom has the most legit name on this planet, Purdy Cheese.

I live in Houston and work with a guy who’s wife teaches there. One of the awards was “Most likely to make a living selling tamales.” Can’t make this up.

Is it just me or did this dude seriously look like he was about to cry before he said “that’s ok”?

What is the correct dollar amount that would warrant a 5 year probation sentence for you? Who gives a shit if it was a $120 TV? Kid could’ve stolen a candy car IT’S BREAKING THE LAW. Probation is also a form of rehabilitation. It is to PREVENT FUTURE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.

Sometimes you just gotta look at Twitter and Leavitt alone

I’ll celebrate the Bennett’s retiring from the NFL longer and harder than I will for Tom Brady(I’m a jets fan). I wish these two would just go away.

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