Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I used to wonder how she could look at herself in the mirror with all of the bullshit lies she spins every day, then I saw her inaugural outfit and realized she must not look in mirrors.

Which we didn’t get. Damnit. Now we end up with the nuke ending. Where was our Johnny when we needed him?

Baylor probably.

Or, if it’s a Penn State/Baylor game, that the stadium doesn’t spontaneously explode taking both teams and their fan bases with it.

The reporter’s job is not to simply dump

I think this video shows that the election of Donald Trump has ushered in a new kinder, gentler society, as evidenced by the fact that this man was not curb-stomped once he was knocked to the ground.

He was really asking to get belted.

You are so dumb.