Is it weird that the further SAS devolves into caricature, the more I actually find him tolerable?

James Dolan having some drinks after another great show.

To be fair, Julius Randle is widely considered the Kevin Durant of the Randle family.

It’s odd to say this about a team owned by Michael Jordan, but in all of the four big sports I can’t think of a team that is less concerned with actually winning. They don’t tank, they don’t sign their star, they don’t make big trades, you could actually forget they exist.

Just wait. I’m sure it’ll turn out that Kemba doesn’t believe in, like, Newton’s second law of motion. 

If Mikey in Waltham is dissapointed it’s only because Jackie’s Packie got shut down by the Staties.

When you can lowball Kemba Walker and make him walk only to drastically overpay Terry Rozier, you have to do it, 

Eh? Kaako looks like a stud. What’s Laine’s development got to do with him? And anyways Laine might be pretty one dimensional, but plenty of GM’s would probably still love to have him on their team ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

If you think the Raptors are good now wait until they sign Kevin Durant in the offseason.

Five bucks says Durant has gotten a text from Kyrie Irving saying something along the lines of, "Don't fuck yourself up. Brooklyn needs us."

KD is going to play 6 minutes in game 5, be a -50 and then explode both Achilles. He'll then sign a super max contact with the Knicks. 

All I know is that the Warriors can’t possibly win this series without KD.

The USMNT coach is Gregg Berhalter. His brother, Jay, was a high-level exec with US Soccer during the hiring process, which consisted of maybe interviewing Gregg but also took for-fucking-ever. But they probably didn’t do any additional interviews (nepotism).

Don’t forget, it’s awful now it used to be so much better when I was a kid.

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

100% correct. Plus, if it’s not a penalty, what is it? Good defense? If that’s the case, then you’d have defenders in the box, arms extended, as the norm. Instead, you often see defenders in the box intentionally put their hands behind their back.

Tell you what big guy, read further. You covered instances when the arm is in what is called a “natural position.” UEFA made crystal clear this year that an arm held in an “unnatural position” will be penalized.

So, the whole focusing on Reagan wasn’t a tip off that this might be a slightly biased video. Coolcoolcool

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.