You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

West Virginia watched and shouted at the tv screen, “Hey! They’re cheating! You’re not allowed to score any points in the final 30 seconds of the game!”

Pulisic is the fucking truth. His assist on Dempsey’s first was unbelievable.

Don’t waste our time here, Tim. Where’s the Haisley piece crediting this entire performance to Klinsi’s enduring genius?

Pulisic already has more Champions League appearances than Donovan.

I just hope Bruce Arena doesn’t fuck this up.

Bold move to dribble out the game down 3, let’s see if it pays off for him.

In the time it took WVU not to shoot anything close to a basket in the last 30 seconds, I think anyone watching it just assumed there would be another 10 points scored in that game. The fact that they never even got off anything resembling a shot in all the time was amazing.

You should see his attempt to be President.

My favorite Tweet so far...

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

Not to sound petty, but I honestly think there is a level of jealousy. Simmons is a hacky writer who is an incredible homer. Typically that leads to nothing, but Simmons made it work, and ended calling a lot of his own shots. From his own blog to ESPN, to an offshoot site, to his media group. Maybe not everything…

My take on Deadspin’s hatred for Simmons is the usual “you hate the person most like yourself” thing: Simmons talks out of his ass, is an unrepentant homer, and relies on the same three or four gimmicks in his writing and analysis. So do most of Deadspin’s writers (particularly the ones most vocal about their Simmons…

Bill — we don’t work together anymore, you can’t just take my idea of doing a lame talk show for a few weeks and being so terrible at it that it gets cancelled almost immediately and do it for another network. It’s not yours.

My take on Deadspin’s hatred for Simmons is the usual “you hate the person most like yourself” thing: Simmons talks out of his ass, is an unrepentant homer, and relies on the same three or four gimmicks in his writing and analysis. So do most of Deadspin’s writers (particularly the ones most vocal about their…

I liked Grantland but I think the reason I miss it is the same reason I miss the pizza place I went to in high school. That place served incredible food at really affordable prices and everyone wondered how they did it.

The only thing worse than being this petty is being this petty on Twitter. Not only is Jonah the best baseball writer around, but he’s also ridiculously nice, and has said nothing but great things about Simmons, a man who clearly didn’t deserve to have those nice things said about him.

Which The Wire character best describes this beef?

Norm

Is this beef overrated, underrated, or properly marinated?