If that’s a spear, I’m Miss Elizabeth.

“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

Lets not forget his dad died a traitor to the United States.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Right now the top suspect is his brother Marsh. I’ll leave now

If, because of her Boston/Brazil ties, Giselle Bundchen becomes a suspect and the police are interested her whereabouts Friday night, I can help the investigation confirming she wasn’t in my bed.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

I hope someone bodyslams Dolan from space into the core of the goddamn earth.

Jim Dolan is just the latest in a long line of American Assholes (TM) who ride Daddy’s (or Granddaddy’s) business acumen/luck to a fortune they didn’t work for (see also: Donald Trump, George Steinbrenner, George W. Bush), and then throw their weight around and bully anyone who doesn’t kiss their ass.

More like James Dolan out pink slips, amirite?

He made Dolan look bad in public. That’s all. The only person who Dolan likes making Dolan look bad is Dolan.

I know this never having interacted with him.

Dolan is a spiteful clown. I know this from having interacted with him on multiple occasions.

Man, now chants at a Rangers game. This is getting Messier and Messier.

When I’m worried I have some medical issue, I usually skip the doctor and ask a sports franchise PR department publicly diagnose me.

First draft from Knicks PR: “If Coretta Scott King was alive today, we hope she’d support James Dolan”

“That’s some bullshit” was exactly my reaction when I learned that Kyle O’Quinn wasn’t a redheaded white guy.

The NY Knicks PR twitter account is doing a heckuva job shoring up Dolan’s Long Island base.