I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

“Tom, we all know your handsome as fuck, rich, suave, fashionable, and are hauling around a dick that makes the prudential center blush, but tell it true, regular or peanut M&Ms?”

I absolutely hate the Patriots, but I’m secretly hoping they win just for that moment where Goodell has to sheepishly hand over the trophy. I imagine his body language will be something like “middle schooler whose dad forced him to apologize for breaking a window” and it will be glorious.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Some of last year’s hipsters have moved on to trying to make serious points in the Deadspin comments section.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

You won’t believe what hipsters are doing now?

This is all the pro Bowl should be. Silly shit like this, fan meet and greets. Maybe some flag football coached by the players with teams of fans. Fun shit and fan outreach.

This sounds like it was a blast.

Exactly. The “stick to sports” idiots are looking for a place where they don’t have to face the reality of what they’ve done.

Exactly what I was thinking. If this is something the normal elite media Twitter bubble is tittering about, Trump’s people really don’t give a shit at all. “Let them mock us,” Bannon must be thinking. But if this becomes a meme in the broader popular culture that everyone jokes about — how blatantly and stupidly they…

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

Drunk Bob Kraft was fun though.

Congratulations to the world champion Green Bay Packers.

What an odd headline, Lindsey. Belichcick is always accused of being arrogant but the first thing he says when they win the game is “We have a great group of players.” He even appeared, dare I say it, emotional.

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Pretty cool man. We need some happy stories in this early 2017