Canada is the Titans of nations. You forget they exist for three months at a time.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

Careful friend, you’ll cut yourself on that edgy cynicism.

Does this also count as a Cardinals loss?

Balks often reveal the runner’s intention—their lead, their jump, if they’re stealing, if it's a hit and run, waiting, et al. So regardless of the pitchers intention, even an accidental balk would reveal the same things

Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

I haven’t heard anything about that. Since when do single-A players “demand trades”? Got a source?

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

A spice joke, how oregano.

^ Uh huh. Point out where I’ve said that before and I won’t put hands on you, fuckboy.

Where is this audio?

You sound soft as fuck.

In denial.

I am fairly certain he says “Swish”. As in JR Swish. I think he was telling JR to answer the question, which is why he makes the face/sound when he sees both JR and LeBron looking at him.

Neg.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Being a Cubs fan kinda makes you a fucking idiot.

Quite a reach for a shitty joke. Fucking idiot.