0 for 3. My god. Stop.

If I could neg you, I would.

This will go down as the funniest reply in the history of the internet. The goddamn dog is really doing the same dance lmfaooo

His premium is gonna go way up.

Yup, barber one Friday. Taper fade myself the next. Back to the barber the next week.

Y’all don’t have black people at deadspin? I get a cut every Friday. Black people do not want their lines to get softer.

Is it true you have to be racist to even get on Xbox Live?

The U-15 won as well!

Hi Jay, this is Mike from the alcohol and drugs store. We hven’t heard from you in a couple years now. We were wondering if you would be interested in alcohol and/or drugs.

Cocksucker on my dick is a cocksucker

Do wake up angry everyday that you are not European?

Or maybe he was giving a reason as to why he responded that way. He did not ask for sympathy, he asked for forgiveness. My wife and son died in a car accident a few years back and if I heard someone speak ill of them I would probably end up in jail.

Nicest guy I ever got to play with. Never understood passion until I shared the pitch this man. RIP brother.

The fuck did I just read?

Don’t hurt yourself with that reach.

Lost my 16 year old son 4 years ago in a car accident. Apparently he was doing 80mph in a 45 and lost control. Struck the divider. No seatbelt. Kind of ironic that you don’t really realize how fragile life is until you’ve lived long enough. My thoughts and heart are with the family.

Probably doesn’t want his daughter seeing dicks and/or hearing filthy stories about fucking groupies. Or maybe his son likes dicks. I really can’t call it, like a fax machine.

Question: Why you protect her identity?

My nigga! You a nut! Lmfaoooo

The fuck was these niggas doin!? Sheesh!