And you don’t even have to slave for it one cotton pickin’ minute!

What’s the difference between LaQuan Mcdonald and a Big Mac? I don’t put syrup on my Big Mac before I eat it.

A real chinky mistake. Not kuch a ching ming wong chong in that debacle. They all look the same if you will.

Can someone explain to me why Billy Haisley, and other american soccer fans, say things such as, “Barcelona ARE up 1-0"? Should it not be “Barcelona IS up 1-0"? Do they think we will think less of them as soccer fans if they speak like normal American English speakers?

“Was she between the couch? I always find stuff in there.”

Suarez are a great player but I would have preferred to see another player take it. Was Messi on the pitch? He are a better penalty taker. Neymar are great as well. I are rambling now lol. I are sorry.

One night of Neckstacy.

I are just dreaming.

I would fuck the shit out of DeMarcus but I don’t think I would let him fuck me. Because his face is ugly.

Los Angeles are going to need to throw a lot of money at thesetypes of stars. I bet New York are hoping to one day land a player of this magnitude. Houston are a fun team to watch but just imagine a top tier talent on the pitch. I are very excited.

+1

“And that’s why we use a thick rope to do the hangings.” -KKK

“Hmm, I usually don’t pay unless I go balls deep.” - Greg Anthony

“I’m too dead to enjoy it.” -Nicole

“That’s nothing. I once went through 6 panties in one period.”

“It’s not a laughing matter, but boy is it hilarious.”

When asked about the incident the umpire replied, “Wozniaki? I hardly new her!”

What are the odds?