“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Especially played by a dread-wearing white guy

No they arent at all. Conor is blowing it for Conor. You can’t sign a contract agreeing to specific mandatory press events and then say no. If he did all of this shit a month ago, and had his facebook post, and tweet and all that nonsense there would be no issue.

#BlackTopMatters

This, sadly, does not surprise me. Take cows. Now most people imagine that a cow is only dangerous when its panicked or really, really annoyed. Its not. They will plot. They will take action. Cows will kill anything. Eat anything. Do not fuck with cows.

clearly you have never tasted the ambrosia that is Maple Syrup!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

Its a fucking Sun Chip

Based on this Instagram post it appears that Pacman is a stand-up guy.

I don’t know what he was expecting.

Agree. I also live in WLA.

What are your favorite Netflix original shows at the moment? I loved Narcos and tolerate OISTNB but haven’t really checked anything else out yet.

Give him his Deadspin Hall of Fame nomination now at least. If the dictionary needs an image for the word “Welp”, this is it.

I travel a fair amount, and I do a large amount of drinking. My rule of thumb is: always pay cash for the first drink, ask the bartenders name, say “thanks <bartenders name>”, tip very well for that drink. You can open your tab for the 2nd-10th drinks, but always cash and tip for the first.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

It’s been clear over the past few seasons that the Lions work very hard to censor what people can say about them. Specifically, they’ve made it nearly impossible to say things like “the Lions look pretty impressive this year” or “I’ll give up the points and take the Lions.”