Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

I mean, really, isn’t that the dream? Having a tetherball court at your house? Everyone has a pool, or maybe the fancy guys have a tennis court, but a full out regulation tetherball court? That’s tip top stuff there. 

Wait, fuck, I missed this part of the story:

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

Haha you are using a medium that can identify the dumbest thoughts in a idiotic place to express them. Obviously you can fish out a narrative there.

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

What’s Deadspin’s thoughts on savory muffins? I feel like they are vastly underrated

As Gawker Media continues to fight the Hogan verdict in appeals, who exactly is Gawker Media at this point? Is it just Nick Denton and his lawyers?

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

Whichever media company sees fit to greenlight Steve Smith: Shit Talking Around the World will make a fucking mint.

Psst..Anthony

Man, I didn’t realize that “Same Old Lions” was a worldwide phenomenon not limited to Michigan.

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

can we be real about this for a second - he’s not retiring because of CTE fears. He’s retiring because no one wanted him to play left tackle and he refused to play right tackle.

I’ll add that although I think this is rad (and adorable), what we really need is a mini-SNES, ideally one that lets you play/buy any SNES game. I’d pay good money for that.

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

I think this dude and La Russa are literally the only two people that care about this.

Crap, my milkshake was out there. I hope the boys are okay.