If you're just talking about being close to UNC, there's two Caribou Coffees. Starbucks gets the lead in Chapel Hill because of the greater number somewhat away from campus.

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

No spoiler alert, Barry? Some of us are still on America East regular episode 3.

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

Real bears play hockey.

Nope.

You should see the ski jump in Ogdenville!

I called the lead planner and engineer for the Sochi Olympics, and really grilled him, but he only answered me in harmonic rhyming couplets.

If in 2014 you still believe 9/11/01 was carried out by Islamic terrorists and not the U.S. Gov't, then you are still correct.

That child is PEYTON MANNING. This is a real-life "12 Monkeys", guys. He came back to stop a personal tragedy, but it turns out HE was the tragedy.

Wait, which one is playing the role of Speed Racer, and which one is playing Mega Man? Man this NES on Ice tour is so confusing.

If a team has a birth postseason, they really shouldn't be playing football.

Why the hell would you vote for Maddux?

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

That's good...